Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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