no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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