Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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