her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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