Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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