he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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