that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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