An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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