oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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