i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm passing your future prison.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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