It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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