i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
please come you make the beer taste better
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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