She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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