That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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