**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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