What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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