The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize