he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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