I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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