Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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