i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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