im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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