but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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