oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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