I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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