I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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