And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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