Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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