Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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