New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like death gave me a hand job
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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