So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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