You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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