That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he high fived his dick after we had sex
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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