A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize