North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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