It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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