Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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