I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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