put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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