there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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