If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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