11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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