I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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