did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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