is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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