So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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