would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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