I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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