I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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