everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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